Even though you guys know I love my poems, the title of this blog post is actually relevant to the content within this post. I wasn’t just feelin’ rhyme-happy, though I wouldn’t put that past me considering my morning blog post title.
Brace yourself for some ass grass! 
When we arrived home from work today, Ryan and I leashed up Sadie for an evening at the dog park!
Sadie spent about three minutes sprinting about, sniffing the extra smelly spots in the park (Yay feces!) before she noticed a bright yellow frisbee stuck in a tree just begging to be used in endless rounds of fetch.
Ryan came to her rescue.
Hooray!
We played fetch for a good 45 minutes. Sadie typically fetches sticks or balls, so the frisbee was a new thing for her. She’s so flippin’ fast and had no trouble catching it in the air a handful of times. We were proud puppy parents.
Well, we were proud puppy parents until we noticed it.
Ass grass.
Ass. Grass.
A blade of grass literally sticking out of her ass.
How does that even happen???
I’ll spare you the details, but let’s just say someone plucked the grass from her ass.
Thank goodness our dog park has bathrooms. And they have antibacterial soap. And we keep hand sanitizer in the car. And I couldn’t stop laughing.
Eventually we headed home, ready to get started on dinner. (Don’t worry, more hand washing ensued.)
Dinner
Dinner tonight was easy peasy! Just my style.
Our meal included roasted curried cauliflower and jam-packed quesadillas.
In the ‘dillas:
- Whole wheat tortilla
- Shredded Mexican cheese
- Black beans
- Sautéed onions
- Black bean and roasted corn salsa
I used to make quesadillas all the time when I first graduated from college. I need to make these lil’ babies more often! They’re easy, tasty and a great way to jam a bunch of veggies into dinner.
Time to make some Red Hots applesauce. Tomorrow is FRIDAY!
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OMG! hahahaha that is ridiculously funny. You need to submit that photo somewhere 🙂
Hahahah oh gosh that is the cutest/funniest thing ever! 🙂 And the quesadillas look AMAZING!
OH MY GOSH.
Bahahahahahah!
I would NOT have been the one to handle that.
HAHAHA this definitely is going in my top five favorite posts EVER category. I love not only that you refer to it as “ass grass,” but that you actually took a picture. That little thing is wedged in there good, isn’t it? I’m glad you were able to charm Ryan into picking it out. No matter how much I love my animals, I’m not sure that I could ever bring myself to put my fingers there…
OMG that is hilarious! That pic of Ryan tugging at the grass, hahaha! He should be proud of those calves of his (as pictured with him digging the frisbee outta the tree)!
I agree with quesadillas. I can eat mine without meat and full of onions and cheese too.
he will love that you said that! he thinks he has skinny legs (don’t all boys?). i love that you can still see the lines from his work socks!
oh. my. god. hysterical! i cannot stop laughing!!!!
Omg. Ass grass is too funny! And that quesadilla looks delicioso. I used to make them all the time in college. I prefer mine w/ lots of fresh guac 🙂 TIme to bring ’em back!
LOL!!! Ryan’s face is hilarious!!
Ever since I found the vegan ‘cheese” called Daiya, I’ve been the quesadilla queen!
That is hilarious-and I too think Ryan’s face is CLASSIC 😉 Love your meal idea!!
Dying. Awesomely gross.
This MADE my night! 😀 I cannot believe a piece of grass got stuck THERE! hahahaha! So glad you were able to capture it on camera- lol! This is EVEN better than watching Jersey Shore tonight- HA! 😀 (told ya, made my night 😉 )
THE PICTURE. best post (and post title) evar!
SO SO funny!!!
Hahahahah!!! That’s hilarious! Koda had apiece of PINESTRAW coming out of her butt before- ouch!! 🙂
Lol!!!! Thanks for sharing this!!! So funny!
That happened to my dog before (100 lbs. chocolate lab)…except it was a rope toy that he previously ate. Poor thing was scooting around trying to get it off while I rolled on the ground laughing. 🙂
It’s always a sock for our dogs. So, so, so gross!
omggggggggg I will DIEEEEEEE if i ever have to pull grass out of my dogs ass!!
That is way tooooooo funny! You have no idea! At first when I read the title I was so shocked and my halfway I was laughing so hard I could not even hear myself laugh! That totally made my night! Love the pic too! 🙂
LOLOL!!!! That is too funny! Poor Ryan! Hahahaha!
MAHAHAHAHA I love this! We have a very senior dog at home, and he is having many more “ass” related moments. 😉
hahaha i love that you captured that in a photo! i love quesadillas! they are great for easy lunches too!
Hahahahhahaa the things we do for our dogs!!! I literally just laughed out loud at that picture.
Honestly, this happens to my pug way more than I care to mention. She’s never had ass grass, but she will eat a piece of my long hair that has shedded onto the floor. Hours later, I have to pull the hair out of her ass. She always looks embarrassed when it happens: she realizes she’s not going to get all the poop/hair out herself, so she just looks at me and tries to sit on it, like, “Nope, nothing’s wrong here. Please don’t come near my anus!”
hahaha oh my gosh the same thing happens to my dog! even her reaction is the same. It might be my least favorite part about having a dog.
this happens to my dog too! only his reaction is more of a panicked, “get this off of meeeee!!!” and spins around trying to fling it off his butt. haha.
I am sitting here DYING laughing at your doggie quote…sooo funny!!
I had that happen to my cat one time, only I didn’t know it was in her booty I thought it was just hanging off of her. I swear she made the noise Scooby Doo makes when I pulled it out! LOLOLOL
My dog gets ass grass quite often, because he eats so much grass on our walkies. I carry a little pack of tissues for ass grass related emergencies!
HAHAHA aww Sadie 😀
Hahaha! That reminds me of my cat at home. She likes to eat…well anything and one time she ate a piece of string. My mom and I noticed it hanging out of her butt and we had to pull it out. It wasn’t pleasant.
Best post ever! I spit my drink out when I saw the picture, haha.
This is SO funny. It completely made my night. BAHAHA it reminds me of my dog he usually poops out so many different objects.
Ummm, I can’t stop laughing!!!
hahaha…I LOVE that you took a picture. It would not have been the same without that picture. So funny. Yeah, definitely a boys job to get that outta there.
hahahaha that literally made me laugh out loud. I’ve definitely been there before with my dog but I don’t have a husband to do the dirty work.
This made me laugh so much hahaha the photo tops it off!
Fabulousness
Oh my gosh… DYING laughing!!!
sorry to hear about the doggie situation!
But you guys are wearing shorts and tshirts! im jealous, it is still 40 degrees here
This is hilarious and while we are “going there” ever see Sadie’s poops connected together by blonde strands of hair like a lil train?? Because that’s what happens to Holly and I know somebody out there has to have seen something similiar!! This is intense I know but I HAD to ask!
Yes!!!!! It totally creeps me out!
Agreed. It always makes me wonder how is she eating so much of my hair?!
She’s too cute. This made my night!
ryan is soooo jacked! hahaa. love the frisbee in the tree..too cute!
i LOVE quesadillas. there was one yr in college where i swear i had them every day for lunch… even with just cheese + chobani + salsa.
i dieeeee of UNDERSTANDING. let’s just say there was a hair one time. in my weim’s errr ASS. and it was NARST. thank god for fiances. i was hopping yelping and gaggging….
XOXO
S
Oh man!! The same thing happened to my black lab, except it was that hard, crab-grass, that he must have eaten and obviously didn’t digest, and after he went to the bathroom it didn’t all come out. Thankfully I had some extra plastic bags with me but I had to pull it out – I felt so badly!
Lol – perfect way to get more Sadie on the blog!
too funny!! … I totally started giggling reading this and my husband came over to see what was so funny.
hahaha! i’m literally lol
Ew ass grass doesn’t sound fun for anyone. But those quesadillas look so yummy!
Oh. My. Gosh. I cannot stop laughing. 🙂
Hahaha I don’t know who I feel more sorry for….Ryan or Sadie!!
LOL! I usually don’t enjoy it when people put a close up pic of their dog’s ass online but I found myself laughing out loud at this one!
Poor Sadie… and the infamous ass-grass-plucker 😛
what’s up with Sadie’s tongue??!!! Is there dirt on it??
Haha yep!
So here is a story I’ve never told but since you brought up ass grass I’m sharing. Several years ago after Easter my cat was walking funny. I started to check his paws and back legs… then… I saw it. He had a piece of Easter grass stuck on his butt. I thought no problem, I’ll just wipe it off. No! It was coming OUT of his butt. I pulled (and pulled) a foot long piece of Easter grass out of his ass. I have no clue how he swallowed and digested that, but the next year our family switched to using paper grass. Lesson learned!
OUCH!! ;(
WOOPS! supposed to be a yikes type face! haha
Love the Ass Grass story! My cat ate some floss and was wiping her butt all over the house, total ewww!! My hubby had to pull it out (I was at work). I couldn’t stop laughing!! So gross, now we flush the floss 😉