After my boss’ daughter handed out lots of Halloween goodies, everyone around the office enjoyed swapping corny jokes, courtesy of the Laffy Taffy wrappers.
(Picture from SweetFactory.com)
Here are a few I remember:
Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!
Why did the stadium get hot after the football game? Because all the fans left!
The tomato one was definitely my favorite. 🙂
Feel free to share your favorite corny joke!
Are You My Mother?
I’m so happy to have Ryan back! As happy as I am, I think Sadie may show her happiness with a little more crazy and obsessive behavior enthusiasm than I can muster up, considering I wouldn’t want to body slam Ryan every five minutes to show my love.
I know she missed her doggie dad because on our walks throughout the week, whenever we’d pass a guy about Ryan’s height (6’2”), Sadie would pause and her tail would start wagging uncontrollably. From a distance she was clearly thinking “Are you my daddy?”
She reminded me of the little bird in the children’s book “Are You My Mother?”
(Picture from kidscorner.org)
Our lil’ pup is clearly happy to have her family back together again.
Just wait until she gets to see Grandmama and Mister Bob tomorrow! (Grandmama is my mom and Uncle Bob is my dad… he refuses to be a grandpa. I wonder if my future children will also have to refer to him as Mister Bob?)
Dinner
After enjoying chocolate candy at work today, my craving for anything chocolate was in full swing. I decided not to ignore my desires and fixed myself a chocolate cheesecake bowl for dinn-ah!
I blended 1 cup of cottage cheese with a splash of Almond Breeze almond milk and a serving of Jello chocolate fudge sugar-free pudding powder.
Pre-blended
Sugar-Free Jello Pudding Mix
I used an imersion blender to make the mixture nice and smooth (and thick!) before topping it with Quaker chocolate granola bites.
Quaker Granola Bites
Chocolate Delight
Sometimes you just gotta listen to your body. Tonight my body was saying “Veggies, no! Chocolate, yes!“
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My body always says ‘Veggies, no.’ Weird.
I love laffy taffy! Clifford has been looking for Mike all week, he keeps looking under the covers for him. It is so cute 🙂
That is so funny! I had chocolate ice cream with PB and a crumbled z bar on top for my dinner! I love listening to my body, hehe! 🙂
Sometimes you just gotta follow what your bod is telling you! Looks yum! 🙂
Laffy Taffy’s were fab but my favorite were AirHeads! Remember them? (no joke though) lol
dessert for dinner! FAB idea, Julie!!
favorite corny joke
What did the female mushroom say to the male mushroom on the first date?
“I think you are a pretty Fun-ghi” hahahahah
So cute! My dog is definitely part of our family. Both our moms refer to him as the granddog. And whenever one of us comes back from a trip, Jack always spends ten minutes with his tail wagging and his head buried in our laps or arms or legs. Dogs are so funny 🙂
What a fun Ha Ha Ha ha. . . . . . .
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We love laffy taffy and corny jokes. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!